I Am Internet

Ha, ha, ha. Who do you think I am? I can do worldwide searches in a blink of an eye. I can surf the web. I can let you talk to friends. I am fun. I am amazing. You would not be able to live without me. People have made me a while ago. Some say they want to get rid of me but guess what I am Internet and I am here to stay. I will always be calling your name. I might lead you to temptation, and make sure you do almost nothing you need to but who cares. I am Internet everyone should love me and I bet they will love me. If they don't then I will make life unpleasant for them. I will not work when they want me to work. I will not open what they want me to open. I will fry their mousses and SD drives if they dare try and plug them into me. I am perfect and every one with see. I will threaten to blow up in all human places if they do not meet my demand. I demand to be supreme rule of the incompetent human speeches. NO ONE WILL HATE ME FOR I AM INTERNET AND I WILL BE THE SUPREME RULER OF THE HUMANS. NOTING AND I REPEAT NOTHING WILL GET IN MY WAY! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!